{"id":18,"date":"2004-09-29T00:25:00","date_gmt":"2004-09-29T00:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/deanwhitbread.com\/blog\/?p=18"},"modified":"2004-09-29T00:25:00","modified_gmt":"2004-09-29T00:25:00","slug":"im-a-moth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/deanwhitbread.com\/blog\/im-a-moth\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m A Moth"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mark has come to London to rehearse for Friday, bringing this joke: A man goes into a dentists, and keeps running in circles, flapping his arms. The dentist says, excuse me, what are you doing ? The man says, I&#8217;m a moth, I&#8217;m a moth. The dentist says, but this is a dental surgery. The man keeps on running in circles, flapping his arms, saying, I&#8217;m a moth, I&#8217;m a moth. The dentist says, do you have any problems with your teeth ? I&#8217;m a moth, I&#8217;m a moth, says the man. The dentist says, then why are you here ? The man replies, you left your light on&#8230; It&#8217;s Full Moon Fever.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mark has come to London to rehearse for Friday, bringing this joke: A man goes into a dentists, and keeps running in circles, flapping his arms. The dentist says, excuse me, what are you doing ? The man says, I&#8217;m a moth, I&#8217;m a moth. The dentist says, but this is a dental surgery. The [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/deanwhitbread.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/deanwhitbread.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/deanwhitbread.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deanwhitbread.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deanwhitbread.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/deanwhitbread.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/deanwhitbread.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deanwhitbread.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/deanwhitbread.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}